FEMA knows the 2nd Coming is near!

Written by Joel on December 15th, 2009

raptureThis year FEMA, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, has put together a Christmas list to take some stress out of your holiday season: (from their website)

  • Disaster kits for homes, offices and autos (first aid kits; food, water and prescription medications for 72 hours; i.e., extra clothing, blankets, and flashlights).
  • NOAA weather radios with extra batteries.
  • Enrollment in a CPR or first-aid class.
  • Smoke detectors.
  • Fire extinguishers (for kitchen, garage, car, etc.)
  • Foldable ladders for second-story escape in a fire.
  • Car kits (emergency flares, shovels, ice scrapers, flashlights and fluorescent distress flags).
  • Pet Disaster kits (food, water, leashes, dishes and carrying case or crate).
  • Battery powered lamps

“Disasters can happen anytime, anywhere and the holiday season provides a great opportunity to ensure that you and your loved ones are taking simple steps to be prepared,” said FEMA Administrator Craig Fugate.

I’m not sure if FEMA is telling us the whole story. Do they know something we don’t know? Get disaster kits to be prepared for Christmas? …..

FEMA must know that Christ is coming back for Christmas this year!

Good thing there are 10 more shopping days until the Apocalypse.


 

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